You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Wanna churn butter with me?
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