Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I really caribou-t you.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
You had me at taco.
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!