I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
"My cat doesn't like you."
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
We should make like your parents and split.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
You looked better when I was drunk.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
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