It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
Hey girl, you must be a math book because you’re full of problems.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
You look like my future ex wife.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
I really like you. So does my wife.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
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