Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
You are so right. And I am so left.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
We should make like your parents and split.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
We're donion rings.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I really like you. So does my wife.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
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