Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
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Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
You looked better when I was drunk.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hey, babe. I think it's time we take our relationship to the previous level.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I really like you. So does my wife.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
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