Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
We're donion rings.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
You look like my future ex wife.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
We should make like your parents and split.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
But I don't care
Cause I'm leaving you.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
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