Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
You had me at ruff.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
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