Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
You had me at ruff.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!