Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
How about we get down to monkey business?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
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