A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
How about we get down to monkey business?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
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