Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
You had me at ruff.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
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