Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
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