Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You had me at ruff.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.