"This graveyard's gotten way too popular," said the zombie to the vampire.
"People are dying to get in."
Why did the zombie go crazy?
He had lost his mind.
What did the zombie bank robber say to the cops?
- You'll never take me alive.
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen