What's a zombie's least favorite quiz question?
A no-brainer.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
- Give me your heads!!
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.