Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
What do zombies say before a fight?
- Do you want a piece of me?
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
What is a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual.