What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
What do you call a herd of undead llamas?
The zombie alpacalypse.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Normal Zombies: BRAAINNNNSSS!!
Vegetarian Zombies: GRAAINNNNSSS!!
Body Builder Zombies: GAAINNNNSSS!!
Plumber Zombies: DRAAINNNNSSS!!
Conductor Zombies: TRAAINNNNSSS!!
Weatherman Zombies: RAAINNNNSSS!!
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
Why did the zombie take a sick day?
She had cold symp-tombs.