What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.