How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Witch you were here.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.