I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Witch you were here.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Come witch me to the party.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.