How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.