What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.