Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witch you were here.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
