I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Come witch me to the party.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.