What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Witch you were here.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
