What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Come witch me to the party.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.