Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Witch you were here.
Come witch me to the party.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.