What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Come witch me to the party.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?
All her food is potion-controlled.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.