Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Witch you were here.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.