Witch Puns

These hilarious witch puns are eerie-sistable!

Witch Puns

What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
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Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Why are witches good at farming?
Because they love occult-ivation.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
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What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why did the hotel staff dress as witches for Halloween?
Because they provided broom service!
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
Come witch me to the party.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?