Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the horse cross the road?
To get to the apple store.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the fish cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it thought it was a chicken.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because it was a zebra crossing.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.
Why did the horse dance while crossing the road?
He was horsing around.
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why did the fox cross the road?
She was chasing the chicken.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the corn cross the road?
Because it was being stalked.
Why did the clock cross the road?
It couldn’t wait.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
Because there was a KFC on the other side.
Why did the monster truck drive on the sidewalk?
Because he didn’t want to run over the chicken!
Why did the bunny cross the road?
To go to the hare dresser.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.