Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.
Why did the snail take so long to cross the road?
It was feeling sluggish.
Why did the queen cross the road?
To get to coronation street.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
To get to the loser’s house.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
The chicken!
Why did the dog cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.
Why did the engineer cross the road?
Because he looked in the files, and that’s what they did last time.
Why did my wife cross the road?
To go back to the same shoe shop we went to three hours ago.
Why did the fish cross the road?
To get to its school.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was bored of just standing there.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken couldn’t be bothered anymore.
Why did the czar cross the road?
To get to his car.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get out of the barking lot.
Why did the pillow cross the road?
It was picking up the chicken’s feathers.
Why is everyone mad when the pig crosses the road?
Because he’s a road hog.
What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.
Why did the raccoon cross the road?
He saw you put out the garbage.
Why did the toddler cross the road?
He wanted to pet the chicken.
Why did the baby chick cross the road?
It was a take-your-child-to-work day.
Why couldn't the mathematician cross the road?
Because he kept trying to half the distance.
Why didn’t the bicycle cross the road?
Because it was two tired!
How did the sheep cross the road?
It ram across.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was either chasing an egg or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.
How did the sushi cross the road?
It was rolling.
What kind of cat always crosses the road?
A jaguar.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was playing Fetch with a boomerang.
Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because the chicken retired.
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
She was afraid someone would Caesar.
Why did the dragon cross the road?
He was dragged on by his mum.
Why did the spy cross the road?
Because he was never on your side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
What did the buffalo say when his son crossed the road?
-Bison.
Why did the alphabet cross the road?
To get from Point A to Point B.
Why didn’t the flamingo cross the road?
Because he’s not a chicken.
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
He didn’t — the road moved back underneath him.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Why does the tin keep crossing the road?
Because it can.
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
It had to get from hare to there.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the lion cross the road?
He was bored of lion around.
Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
It got tired of everyone making so many jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the football field?
It was a fowl.
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He had something to cock-a-doodle dooo!
Why did the Communist wait till the last minute to cross the road?
He was Stalin.
Which bug always crosses the road?
A beetle.
A Duck is about to cross the road. A chicken runs out to stop him screaming "Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!"
Why did the chicken family cross the road?
They thought it was an egg-cellent idea.