Why did the chicken cross the road?
To bock traffic.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday.
Why did the wolf take so long to cross the road?
It was pretending to be a snail.
Why did the chicken cross the busy road?
It was feeling clucky.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, why?
I don’t know — I asked you!