What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Werewolves love their fast food.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!