What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!