What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Werewolves love their fast food.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.