What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.