What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Live to tell the tail.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Werewolves love their fast food.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf