What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!