Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
Live to tell the tail.
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.