What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Live to tell the tail.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.