"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
Live to tell the tail.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
