What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?
- Ruff!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.