Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.