When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What do you call it when you boil a water buffalo?
A mist steak.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
