What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.