Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
