What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I tried playing baseball in the fog today.
It was a bit hit and mist.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.