I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Who does their best work when they're under the weather?
Meteorologists.
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.