What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What did the tornado say to the sports car?
Let's go for a spin!
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
My wife asked me, “Did you fog up the bathroom mirror again?”
I said, “I don’t see myself doing that.”
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
How can colors be used to predict the weather?
By their huemidity.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.