Volleyball Puns

Serving up some Volleyball Puns for you to enjoy!

Volleyball Puns

Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”