Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.