Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.