Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.