Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”