What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
