They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.