Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.