What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.