What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Did you hear about the volleyball players who are getting married? They say it was love at first spike.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
What is the worst advice a coach could ever give to a nude volleyball team? Play hard.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
