Yoda one for me!
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I fence-y you.
I love you meow and forever.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
You're acute Valentine.
You have a pizza my heart.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
I think you’re dandelion.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. The heart wants what the heart wants.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I find you very a-peeling.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
I think I found my perfect match
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I dig you a hole lot.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
