What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I’m fondue you.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
I love you dairy much.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
I “lub” you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I fence-y you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
I wood never leaf you.
I whale always love you.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
You have a pizza my heart.
You're the ruler of my heart.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.