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Valentines Day Puns

You gotta love this lovely day! It's Valentine's Day, and it's time for some awesome Valentine's Day puns. These have some epic love puns and romantic puns as well.

Valentines Day Puns

I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
You're acute Valentine.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
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