Don’t go bacon my heart.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Every piece of you is sweet.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
No-bunny is as hare-larious as you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
I sulfur when you argon.
You have a pizza my heart.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine’s Day?
I love you watts.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I love you dairy much.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
I find you very a-peeling.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
I've been thinking of U periodically.
I think you’re dandelion.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Yoda one for me!
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
I dig you a hole lot.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I “lub” you.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
You're acute Valentine.
I’m fondue you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
My love for you simply radiates.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
I fence-y you.
I'm fondue you, it's true
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I loaf you.
There’s no reason to wine about you.
