You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I find you very a-peeling.
You have a pizza my heart.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Are you a defibrillator? Because you are sending shocks to my heart.
You're the ruler of my heart.
Your shirt must be made out of husband material.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I fence-y you.
Are you a flame? Because I think I found my perfect match.
You’re as sweet as Pi.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I dig you a hole lot.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
Was a bit lonely by myself at home last night on Valentine's Day so I decided to make my own bread.
I was feeling quite kneady
My love for you simply radiates.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
I love you meow and forever.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I whale always love you.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I followed my heart to you.
Your sweater must be made out of wife material.
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
You must be a geologist because you rock my world.
Yoda one for me!
My love for you is like no otter.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
I love you dairy much.
I am fawn’d of you my deer.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.