Let’s kick off shall we? I just hope that my unicorn puns won’t be too corny for you.
If an adult is called a unicorn, are its young one’s called puny-corns?
Did you know that unicorns live in New York City? I swear why do you think their called uNYCorns?
I’ve heard of fraudsters before, but that was one heck of a unique-con if I ever saw one.
Did you hear the one about the genius unicorn who aced every subject? Yeah, he was a real A corn.
What do you call a Mexican unicorn? Junicorn.
When the little unicorn got bullied at school, he told his pop-corn so he could do something about it.
Even as unicorn parents, you always want to control the internet unless you want your foals checking
out uniporn all day.
Did you hear about the misbehaving unicorn? Sure, but I never though that these creatures could get so horny.
I swear I saw one of those mythical creatures somewhere in the bush; but when I came back, it was uni-gone.
Why did the rude unicorn not say hello to the other? Because while the pace (face) was familiar, he
just couldn’t remember the mane (name).
Would you call a hardy unicorn that survived disease an immunicorn?
When my daughter said she saw some chubby unicorns at the zoo, I couldn’t believe it. But it turns out it was just rhinos.
What do you call an extremely disgusting unicorn that no one likes? An eeeww-nicorn.
Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.
Did you hear about the forgetful unicorn mom? She kept feeding her kids milk of amnesia.
Uni-corn? I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.
When the unicorn lost his job, there was nothing funny about being canned corn anymore.
What’s the best way to catch unicorns? Simple, by herding them all to one corner.
Did you hear about the monk who was caught molesting kids? Yeah, bastard was telling the poor kids to touch his eunuch-horn.
What did the unicorn tell the bag of beans? U-no-corn.
Where do criminal unicorns sentenced to death go? They go on corn row.
Would you call a guy who’s eating corn while riding a unicycle a unicorn on the cob?
Have you seen Jake’s new custom trumpet? Yeah, that’s quite a unique horn, I’d know it anywhere.
When the chef asked which ingredients were missing in the signature dish, someone said quickly, ‘u-need-corn’.
What do you call a small scoop of ice-cream? A uni-cone.
Just because your football team calls itself the unicorns doesn’t mean they can play in the corn field.
What do you call the dandruff found on unicorn manes? Horn flakes.
If man’s bet friend is a dog, would a unicorns best friend be a corn dog?
Unicorns deserve to be banned from facebook because all they do is poke people all day.
Most unicorns start off as poor hunters until they can really horn their skills.
Why won’t you ever find a unicorn in the army? Because they don’t like wearing uniforms.
No one could tame the unicorn. He was horn to be wild.
Why are unicorns considered to be among the most impatient mammals? They’re quick to get to the point.