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Unicorn Puns

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Unicorn Puns

Uni-corn? I though that’s what you call a single grain or maize.
Why won’t you ever find a unicorn in the army? Because they don’t like wearing uniforms.
What do you call a Mexican unicorn? Junicorn.
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