How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Why was the tree doctor so good at his job? He could always get to the root of the problem.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What has leaves, is green and a trunk? A houseplant heading on vacation.
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What do trees write on? Loose leaf paper.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
When is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
Can you tell me what type of weeping tree this is? Yes, but you willow me one later.
How does a bee travel to a tree? They get on the buzz.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What does a triangle palm like to study in school? Trigonometree.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What do poplars bring to war? They bring their infan-tree.