So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!