What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
What looks like half a pine tree? The other half.
Today a large tree suddenly fell over right in front of me.
I was stumped.
What was the worst crime in the tree kingdom? Tree-son.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
Why couldn’t the oak tree make friends? All of the other trees thought that he was a bit shady.
What side of the tree contains the most leaves? The outside, of course.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
Not many people liked the new tree I planted.
It wasn’t very poplar.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
How do trees get onto the internet? They just log on.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
What type of tree can be put inside your hand? A palm tree.
So I cut down a tree using my vision today
It’s true, I SAW it with my own eyes.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
Did you hear about the loggers who stopped cutting down the forest? The trees really felt re-leafed.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
