Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
What do aspens wear to school? A tree-shirt.
Why did the dunce get hurt after raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Why don’t trees travel in groups? Because two’s a company, but tree’s a crowd.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.