What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
What happens to romantic trees on Valentine’s Day? They get all sappy.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
What is it called when a tree stabs his friend in the back?
A be-tree-yal
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
