Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!