Toxic Pick Up Lines

These rude and crude pick up lines might just work for you.

Toxic Pick Up Lines

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You look a lot like my next victim.