What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You're the thought that counts!
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?