I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
How much will $20 get me?
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
How hot does your gas oven get?
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You're the thought that counts!
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You look a lot like my next victim.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I'd drink your bathwater.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
