What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.