Toxic Pick Up Lines

These rude and crude pick up lines might just work for you.

Toxic Pick Up Lines

Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I'd drink your bathwater.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
You look a lot like my next victim.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.