Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
You're the thought that counts!
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
How much will $20 get me?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?