My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
How hot does your gas oven get?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
I'd drink your bathwater.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are you a human? Just making sure.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
