Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
You're that ugly that if I could do myself, I wouldn't need you.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You look a lot like my next victim.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
The fact that I'm missing some teeth only means that there's more room for your tongue.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
How hot does your gas oven get?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess.
Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
You're the thought that counts!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
