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Trick Jokes

Spain Puns
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Pig Puns
What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae con.
Rainbow Puns
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
Corona Virus Jokes
There’s no trick in these pants.
Halloween Puns
I’ll be your trick if you’ll be my treat.
Garden Puns
One trick peony.
Pick Up Lines
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Ghost Puns
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
Funny Break Up Lines
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Onion Puns
I figured out a way to chop onions without crying...
The trick is avoiding getting emotionally attached to the onion.
Funny Money Quotes
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
Funny Animal Quotes
“People teach their dog to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”—Mitch Hedberg
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Funny Work Quotes
"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking."
~ Anonymous