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Super Jokes

Wine Puns
"My day just went from super to sip-erb, real quick."
Coffee Shop Pick Up Lines
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Puns
Why did the ghost decide to become a vegan?
Because it's super natural.
Hiking Pick Up Lines
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Food puns
How do the New England Patriots eat their soup? In a Super Bowl.
Bone Puns
My family visited a rude psychic, with degenerative bone disease, who insisted all of us had bad breath.
She was a super callous fragile mystic expecting halitosis.
Friendship Quotes
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
Ear Puns
Why are super loud sounds bad for your ears?
It hertz your eardrums.
Nuts Puns
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
Deodorant Puns
Why don't ghosts wear deodorant?
They like to keep it super natural.
Mountain Puns
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
Tea Puns
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
Jokes For Women
I told my boyfriend we could watch a dirty movie for his birthday and do what we saw in the video.
He was super excited... until I screwed the pizza guy.
Dinosaur Puns
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
One Liners and Short Jokes
For his birthday, an old man’s nephews secretly hire a call girl for him. When he answers the door she’s standing there in a slinky black dress. She says, “I’m here to give you super se*.”

After thinking for a minute the old man replies, “I guess I’ll have the soup.”