Rob Jokes

“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
What did the bone mage use to rob medieval homes?
A skeleton key
The Importance of a College Education
A father is lecturing his son about the importance of a good education. “Dad, what’s the difference between a man with a college degree and a man without?” Said the son. “Well son,” said the father, “you can perform the same job but the outcome will vary depending if you have a college degree or not!” “How so?” Asked the Son “You see, if you rob a man without a college degree you will be prosecuted as a criminal and sent to jail”. “What if I rob a man after I received a college degree?” Asked the son “In that case they will address you as Special Agent of the IRS.”
“Parenting Tip: If your child is crying, hold it close and whisper, 'You don’t have a clue what horrors this world holds.'”

- Rob Delaney.
What soup killed Rob Stark? Italian Wedding Massacre.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.
Why did the Mexican train robber rob the train?
Because he had a loco-motive.
hat did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
For the lute.
Why didn’t the skeleton rob the bank?
Because he didn’t have the guts.