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Prove Jokes

Phone Puns
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Soccer Pick Up Lines
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
Planet Puns
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Deer Puns
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Penguin Puns
Why did the penguin cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Koala Puns
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Rabbit Puns
Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Funny Money Quotes
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
TV Puns
They call the first episode of a TV show a "Pilot", because anyone can fly a plane for a couple seconds....
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
Otter Puns
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Colonoscopy Short Jokes
I have inner beauty.
And I have the video from my colonoscopy to prove it.
Turkey Puns
Why did the turkey NOT cross the road?
To prove that he wasn't chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!