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Pirates Jokes

Shower Puns
Why don't pirates shower before walking the plank?
Because they washup on shore.
Orange Puns
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
One Liners for Kids
Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrrr.
Fish Puns
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
Puns
Why do pirates not know the alphabet?
Because they always get Lost at C (Sea).
How do pirates prefer to communicate?
Aye to aye!
Meat Puns
Pirates used to make a delicious snack for themselves by crossing pate with flowers. They called it “lily livered”.
Color Puns
The most notorious one of all pirates was very sad. It may have been because he was Bluebeard!
Ocean Puns
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Hair Puns
What helps a pirates hair grow?
Aaarrrgan oil.
Parrot Puns
What has four legs, four eyes, and a net? Four pirates looking for a lost parrot!
Music Puns
How are trumpets like pirates?
They both murder in the high C’s.
Horse Puns
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Band Puns
I recently met a musical group of pirates.
They called themselves A-Band-On-Ship.
Trumpet Puns
How are pirates like trumpets?
They murder the high C’s!