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Invited Jokes

Crow Puns
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Werewolf Puns
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
Corona Virus Jokes
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
Giraffe Puns
Why wasn’t the giraffe invited to the party?
He was a pain in the neck.
Cherry Puns
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Turtle Puns
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
Stove Puns
My friend bought a new house, and invited everyone to a party.
My dad asks, "How was the house warming?" And I said, "With the furnace, I suppose."
Nature Puns
Why is the mushroom always invited to parties? Because he's a fun-gi.
Halloween Puns
We’ve all heard of the mushroom who gets invited to the party cause he’s a fungi, but what about the mushroom who stole all the halloween candy?
He had no morrels.
Thanksgiving Puns
Why wasn't the taxidermist invited to Thanksgiving dinner?
No one wanted to try his stuffing
Llama Puns
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
Bat Puns
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Crocodile Puns
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
Meat Puns
I invited a turkey over for dinner. He was very late for dinner – when I asked him about it, he said he was busy getting dressed.