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Hang Jokes

Ghoul Puns
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Deodorant Puns
Why do perfumes always hang out in pairs?
Because they don't want to get cologne-ly!
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
Busy Cat

I'm 8 AM and time to nap
It's 10 AM and time to relax
It's 12 PM and time to doze off
It's 3 PM and time to zonk out
It's 6 PM and time to slumber
It's 9 PM and time to snooze
It's 12 AM and time to sleep
It's 4 AM and time to hang upside down
from your bedroom ceiling, screaming
Phone Puns
Why did the telecommuter lose his job? He had to many hang ups.
Deer Puns
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Funny Parenting Quotes
“My daughters only six months old and already drawing. I’d hang it on the fridge, but honestly, its absolute garbage.” – Ryan Reynolds
Toilet Puns
Why are urinals the worst place to spend time?
Because it’s where all the di**s hang out.
Crow Puns
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Theater Puns
Today, we had to create a new hang position for some lighting fixtures. After all day trying, we couldn't get the new batten hung properly.

Turns out it was just a pipe dream.
Funny Break Up Lines
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Cherry Puns
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Funny Work Quotes
“Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright.” – Anonymous
Garden Puns
I'm a gardener and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I plant all day!
I dress in grubby clothing and hang around with slugs.
Oh I'm happy in the garden
With dirt and plants and bugs.