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Literary Pick Up Lines
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Friendship Quotes
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
History Puns
We were debating about Charles Darwin in class when the teacher warned us, "Don't let this evolve into an argument."
Funny Animal Quotes
“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”

- Charles De Gaulle.
Bathroom Puns
Prince Charles is selling his towel.
If anybody wants a heir dryer...
Food Quotes
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt."
— Charles M. Shulz
Funny Work Quotes
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
Funny Health Quotes
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
British Pick Up Lines
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Funny Aging Quotes
"Regrets are the natural property of grey hairs." - Charles Dickens
Dog Puns
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
Marriage Puns
Today I learned that Both Charles Darwin and Albert Einstein married their first cousins.
For both, it’s all relative.
Garden Quotes
"What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it."
- Charles Dudley Warner